Nutcare is Australian, and its tagline — for downunder, from downunder — tells you most of what you need to know. It's grooming for the part of a bloke's routine that other brands step politely around.

The hero is barenuts, a hair removal cream made specifically for sensitive skin, voted number one in its category by Men's Health. Around it sit smooth nuts, a peptide-based moisturiser; sugar nuts, a certified-organic raw sugar scrub; and the nutcare mitt. There's also comfy nuts bamboo underwear and nut snugs loungewear, plus a range put together specifically for men recovering from a vasectomy.

Bundles and starter packs make the easiest gift, and the packaging does the joke for you.

Merchants stocks the full Nutcare range in store.